Ugly swim suit and ugly mullet man

This guy looks like a hairy ape. Look at his swim suit. Its terrible. If he's married then the person that he married is an alien. I mean who would marry this guy! I would rather get eaten by sharks! His mullet is scary and his pose is ugly! Who does this guy think he is. A model? If he was, the only modeling job he would get would be to be the uglyest man ever!